Re: Signs that you may be a henna artist . . .
Posted by Maureen on May 23, 2002 at 16:46:50:
Great idea. My contribution:
Signs that you may be a henna artist:
Suddenly your hands and feet are drawing more attention than your
"F"..."D"..."A"...are suddenly the alphabets you recite the most.
You borrow more skin from friends and family than money.
Your lover is saying more frequently, "Please...not tonight! I have a
headache" And means "Get away from me with that cone!"
The pharmacists in your small town are whispering about you because
you asked to purchase syringes from them.
All of your family and friends can recite the "black henna" rant in
You go down to your basement frequently to continue your secret work
to create "THE" better and best henna sifter.
You know in your heart of hearts that there seriously needs to be a
Henna Anonymous group in your neighborhood...With a 12 step
program...and possibly a "henna detox ward at a nearby hospital. But
as you crouch over your henna paste you say..."HA...HaHaHa!!!"
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