Almost 78% fatality-free! (a 25% sarcasm-free rant)
Posted by BarefootSophie on July 4, 2002 at 19:01:35:
Sure, I've got an idea: RUN. RUN LIKE THE WIND.
First, look at page 3's "Trends" comments about their 100% natural
Trends : Remarkably favorable due to no side effects.
Works for me, so far... Now take a look at page 4. (Link below)
Notice anything curious? Tell me what's wrong with this phrase found
describing their colored henna:
It is obtained by mixing the natural henna
powder with some of the internationally
accepted chemicals that have either no side
effects or very low side effects.
Catch that? Compared to DEATH, I suppose, having a huge burning,
peeling spot on your skin that will leave a nasty scar could be
construed as a "low side effect." (Better than a poke in the arm
with a sharp stick?) And what's "internationally accepted" is the
understanding that their innocuous-sounding chemical causes
atrocious and often permanent damage when applied to skin.
Keep your eyes on their site for when they start marketing Russian
Roulette as a 75% fatality-free game when played with four people.
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