"Halloween
Henna Horror"
by Daffers
Last
Halloween,
I did henna at a friend's party just "for fun". I cannot convey through
text the sarcasm that should now be attached to those two words. The
party
was composed entirely of twenty-somethings all of which were
intoxicated
not long after the party started. I was stationed at the dining room
table,
a chair in front of me, my pattern books next to me. On my other side
was
a young man called "R." whom I had hennaed on a prior occasion. R. had
designated himself as my personal henna assistant- meaning he sat over
my shoulder half the night watching me work. At the end of the table
was
a sullen young blonde who came with her fiancee, who was off somewhere
becoming obnoxiously intoxicated. My friend who threw the party, an
ever
gracious host, requested that I henna the blonde first since she
appreared
to be having a miserable time. I offered to do a design on her and
immediately
she perked up and picked out a design for her lower back. She was an
enthusiastic,
pleasant, paitent, and obedient subject. After being hennaed, she
returned
to her spot at the end of the table.
I hennaed a few hands and feet
but,
being mostly college students, most of the designs were on upper and
lower
backs and resembled tattoos. At the end of the table, the blonde was
joined
by her saturated fiancee. R. was beginning to get on my nerves, so I
offered
to do a henna design on him just to get him stationed somewhere else
other
than in the corner of my eye. Immediately, he launched into a
description
of a tattoo design he liked. Out came the pad of paper and pen as the
description
progressed further.
Things at the end of the table
became
heated. Apparently, there were some personal issues arising between
Blonde
and Fiancee. R. continued with his design request, drinking
periodically.
R. soon forgot my name and began referring to me as "Babe". His
description
and illustrations had lasted 45 minutes. Frustrated and inflamed, I
took
the pad from R. and helped him settle on a maltese cross, meanwhile
reminding
him how you pronounce my given name.
As I was in the middle of the
maltese
cross, a guest came by and started discussing with R. how this
particular
symbol had been used throughout history, including that the Nazis had
used
it. Blonde's fiancee hears this, as he has been observing the design.
Immediately
he launches into a high volume and fairly inarticulate rant in defense
of the symbol, which was not under attack. Someone in the crowd incites
the fiancee while blonde is at the end of the table is practically in
tears
over his behavior. As if this wasn't enough, the fiancee then launches
at the inciter and has to be restrained and tackled to the ground. At
this
point, I stop and leave the house, overcome by the youthful drama. I
contemplated
just wiping the design off and calling it a night but instead, I
returned
and completed the design.
My head was ready to pop off
from
being haunted by R. all night and being in the middle of blonde's
future
marital problems. Desperately, I sought out the bowl of Halloween candy
and gorged myself, refusing any henna requests for the next hour. Once
the chocolate had taken effect, I recruited a couple of girls who are
open
to being experimented on and doodled to my hearts content, leaving
little
room for further drunk people. I did, however, henna a friend of one of
my doodle girls. She had been outside "smoking" and was so relaxed she
lolled around through the whole design, which was a dragonfly on her
shoulder.
Once it was finished I attempted giving her care instructions as she
flipped
her hair through the design and nearly got it on her shirt. At this
point,
I'm beyond caring and return to my doodle team. After six hours of
doing
henna and a major exercise in self control, I am ready to go home. I
say
goodbye to my friend and make plans to exclude a small list of
obnoxious
people from the next get together. Even though doing henna caused
my Gryphoemia, it also managed to relieve it... Well, that and a bowl
full
of bite-sized snickers.
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